Alright listen man, we got a special treat for you right now.
This is a little tour de force, that we have only done, a couple of times in front of strangers. And, it starts of kinda quiet so if everybody would just relax, take a few deep breaths, think about your eventual end and what's gonna happen tonight. We'll try to do something good to your head, 'right then?
I don't know if you are aware of it, but this whole evening is being tapped, for eternity, and beyond that too. And so listen man, if you want to be represented in eternity with some uncouth language, I suggest you stand in the top of your seat and shout it out very clearly or we're not going to get it on tape, 'right?
Don't worry the operation won't take long and you'll be much better in the morning.
e assim a história começa.